Teacher: What do ovaries do?
Me: Explode at the sight of attractive men
Teacher: Wat
Class: Wat
Me: ...I mean make eggs
me when i first joined tumblr
me: what how can this person reply to a reply?
how did they get that theme? it wasn't on the list of themes. they must be a wizard.
wow that person just got their 50th follower they are so tumblr famous wow
wow that was weird that fanfic had a sex scene i hope i never see that again
oh my god i messaged this person with how much i love their blog and they replied with a thank you and a smiley face, look at me making friends on tumblr already
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Interviewer: What do you think about girls wearing too much makeup?
The obvious answers:
Liam: "I don't like it, natural beauty is sexy."
Of course, Liam.
Louis: "Yea, Natural beauty is a major turn on."
Yup.
Niall: "I don't like girls at all when they wear makeup.."
Okay then..
Zayn: "I don't care.."
Then we get to Harry.
Harry: "Go natural, babe. Don't look like a crayon raped your face."
Words of wisdom, from Harry Styles.
